Schools banning hugs

Another serious article that could be straight from The Onion. I… I just don’t know anymore.

“Maybe it’s because all these kids do is text and go on Facebook so they don’t even have human contact anymore,” said Dona Eichner, the mother of freshman and junior girls at the high school in Montvale.

She added: “I hug people I’m close to. But now you’re hugging people you don’t even know. Hugging used to mean something.”

I suppose I’ll have a different opinion when I’m fifty and high schoolers are routinely greeting each other by feeling each other’s crotches. Oh no wait, I won’t because this is a ridiculous article.